Maytag

In my prison, a maytag was a dude, usually a junkie, who washed people’s clothes for commissary. There were usually 2-3 maytags on a pod vying for business and they would cement their reputation by stealing bleach or using peroxide toothpaste to spot scrub other inmates’ clothes. But a maytag was never the name for a person being sexually victimized, they were lower level workers in the prison economy who’d refer to themselves as The Maytag to hustle up commie washing state clothes overnight.

Yo, my shit got a coffee stain, who’s the maytag on the pod?

I’m maytagging if you need anything washed, 50 cents an item.