Coney Filet

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.

If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.

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Alcoholic Arnie

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.

Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.

Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."

Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"

Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"

bro hug

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junkin

A sexual act. When your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob. Officially called a "blowjunkin."

My girl was so hot for me last night, she attempted to give me a junkin in the parking lot.

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Heimlich hug

When someone comes up behind you and gives you a hug around the waist.

Aunt Judy came up behind me when I wasn't looking and gave me a Heimlich hug. She nearly squeezed the life out of me.

fuck eyes

The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.

There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.

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Idiot Snakebite

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.

Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.

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hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

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