vimy

An alternative spelling of the word cunt.

Derived from using the letters left of C,U,N and T on the qwerty keyboard.

Gonna shut yer vimy yer causing a draught!

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montic

A general insult or term of endearment for our less fortunate handicapped friends.

Derived from the words mongo and spastic.

Ahww, look at aw the wee montics in their tartan suits.

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menshie

A word used to describe a form of graffiti usually conducted by Glasgow Neds.

Gonnae let me write a menshie oan yer stookie?

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cuntos

The greek word for cunt

You are a pure cuntos

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stookie

A rigid dressing, usually made of gauze and plaster of Paris, used to immobilize an injured body part, as in a fracture or dislocation. Also called plaster cast.

Gonnae let me right a menshie oan yer stookie?

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margo

A transvestite or transexual (usually French).

Check the nick of that Margo!

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menage

Scottish slang: A particularly straightforward savings club usually operated by friends or work colleagues.

She couldnae run a menage

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