double dingo ugly

See dingo ugly Double dingo ugly is when the girl was so hideous you gnawed off the other arm because she will be looking for a one armed man.

Monster: "Did you see a one armed man pass by here?"
You: "he went thataway" (indicates with stump)
Your mate: "Whoah, you did the right thing, that bitch was double dingo ugly"

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tchaikovsky

Rhyming slang for "fuck off-ski"

Mate 1: "This place blows"
Mate 2: "Yeah let's Tchaikovsky"
-- Finish beer and leave shitdive pub

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revenge

Revenge is a full head of hair

Hey baldy, glad to hear that you're rich... Wanna touch my golden locks? Suck my revenge.

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