DIYDB

Do it yourself douchebag. Someone who thinks they can “do it themselves” but can’t. Which ends up causing more problems for them in the end.

My neighbor is a diydb he’s always making noise and trying to fix thing around his house. Too bad he sucks at it, he’s been building his shop for three summers now.

DNA Shake

Another way to describe ejaculate. Most often used in reference to ejaculating into an individuals oral cavity.

“I just fed JOHNNY an epic DNA shake”

“Tawnya looks like she’s fiending for one of my DNA shakes tonight boys”

Greens

A freshly packed bowl of marijuana and/or the first hit of a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.

I’ll pack it (the bowl) this time, but I’m taking greens then!

Hey! Don’t take all the greens! Just roast the left half of the bowl, I’ll take the right half!