magi

a wizard or sorceror

merlin, a little like gandalf

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lvt

lvt means "leuk voor thuis", nice to take with you.

When you burglar a house and see something you like, you say: LVT

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robin quivers

Howard Stern's radio sidekick. Laughs a lot. Does the news at the end of every broadcast.

Full name:
Robin Ophelia Quivers

Robin's personality meshes well with Stern's, thus balancing the show perfectly.

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spakimi

Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.

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bestwoodite

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.

check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.

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friendster

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

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The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

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