fa(da)q

frequently asked dumb ass questions- self explanatory

something every box office should have

person 1: why am i so fat
person 2: well it certainly isn't because of the fact you eat fast food 12 times a week and get the most workout from taking a dump.

^ just one of lifes fa(da)q

Shallow Bust

Noun. A miniscule amount of jism caused by a rapid ejaculation, thus not giving sufficient time for the load to thicken.

Young Nicholas rushed when he should have been keeping a steady pace masturbating.

As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.