80

matt!! A hotty

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sunfire

a pontiac sunfire has less air resistance than a stealth bomber.

sporty car made by gm with a spoiler on the back.

where did you get that pontiac sunfire

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Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

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armbinder

Bondage device used to tie elbows and wrists togeather behind back.looks like long single glove

she was hogtied using a armbinder

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Lowey

An ok guy, who has a tendency to be rather a nob sometimes

Me: "Hey, lowey, why are you highlighting words on the school ICT regulations"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"

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witticism

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

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Jono

Raddest fucking dude ever,
Sexy man bitch

Jono is the raddest fucking dude ever

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