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The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.
Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.
1π 1π
When you're fucking a deaf chick from behind and you scream racist insults directly into her ears.
I was soundchecking an Iranian carbomb survivor and I woke up the neighbor.
14π 1π
When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.
To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. DonΓ’ΒΒt worry the custodian has been notified.
When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.
My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.
4π 9π
A swollen vagina that is as hairy and wet as an American Water buffalo.
My dear husband gave me such a water buffalo on my last birthday that I couldnΓ’ΒΒt wear underpants for 4 days.
When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"
I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?
24π 4π