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Michael Jackson

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.

Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!

by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018

3👍 18👎


Tic Toc

The most cringiest thing EVER, No seriously it has taken over the world and anybody who has it should probably get medical help as soon as possible, NO BECAUSE YOU WOULD MAKE A TIC TOC WITH HIM!!!

jacob what are you doing?
Litterely every girl tic Toc...
jacob where’s the nearest bridge?

by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018

10👍 10👎