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The hottest,funniest,sexiest and biggest dick havin mofo around
i was at the bar last night and this jardiel guy came and took my wife to my car and banged her till my tires were flat
5👍 5👎
Living life to the fullest in a carefree manner, like a Big Kid without a care in the world. Partying on a whole Nother level. Having a Mutha Fuckin Hella Good Ass Time! "In Honor of the newly retired future Hall of Famer #87 from Beantown. " Y'all Already Know!
"Are y'all hittin da club up tonight? " "Shit we ain't hittin da club up. We tearin the Ass out that Bitch...We GETTIN GRONK IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA"!!!!!!!!!
The spoken language of the hick,hillbilly or redneck.
Who throwed dam dag gon beer cans in my pickup? ... " WHAT THE FUCK "! spit them balls out of your mouth, we don't understand or speak hickenese around here cowboy!
When you drink too much caffeine (aka energy drinks, coffee) and it makes you want to pee so bad it feels like your balls are in a vice.
"Omg, the energy drink just kicked in. I've got a mad case of ball vice."
2👍 5👎
Dude (or Chick) that takes someone for everything they got, breaks em off and breaks their heart! On to the next one..
Hard to believe he settled down, back in the day he had a new bitch every week. They called him "captain wreck-a-ho"!
See them 2 chick's over there in the Lynyrd Skynryd t-shirts & coochie cutters ? They're not sisters, they lookin like some "lickin dixies"!