Harrison's Chasm

This refers to a large bald patch on the peak of a balding man's head. It is a tell tale sign of the onset of male pattern baldness, in a man who has probably not yet accepted his predicament. Harrison's Chasm can often be seen in men who try by various hairstyles, combovers and smothers to conceal their baldness. But when the drastic receding on the peak of the head simply cannot be hidden anymore, it is known as Harrison's Chasm

Mate, I think you have a case of Harrison's Chasm. You should book an appointment at the hair transplant clinic - tomorrow!

Bunt

Bunt is an adjective denoting a bald or balding man. It's origin may lie in the amalgamation of the two words Bald and C*nt. e.g look at him, what a Bunt.
It can also be used less commonly as an expression of anxiety or angst .e.g "Bunt! I lost my keys."

What a Bunt

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Harrison's Peak

This refers to substantial loss of hair on one side of man's head.

In the earlier stages of male pattern baldness, men can lose a lot of hair on the peaks of their heads. When this receding occurs at an alarming rate on one side of the head, it is known as a Harrison's Peak.

The effect is to leave the man with a gaping chasm on the peak of the head, which they often attempt to disguise with inventive new haircuts.

That bloke has a got a major "Harrison's Peak", poor fellow should get a hair transplant.

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