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Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.

The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I canҀ™t get it up!

by JeBus April 13, 2005

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by JeBus January 22, 2005

25πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by JeBus January 16, 2004

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


YEAAAAAAH!

when you seem stunned by something that someone says, then you sarcastically rip on em'

YEAAAAAH! ok then, i had nooo idea you liked the Gaytona 500!

by JeBus January 15, 2004

17πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Snoopy

Fifty year old dog, who kicks more ass than seabass

you makein fun of sNoopy BITCH, ill kill you

by JeBus December 10, 2002

758πŸ‘ 585πŸ‘Ž


excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by JeBus December 31, 2005

36πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.

What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?

by JeBus January 27, 2005

35πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž