dirt road

anal sex

I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road

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square

term used by pimps to describe nonpimps

Don The Magic Juan: "All these squares don't know wut day missin', son. I got all this cash while they sit on day ass. Bitch please."

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Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

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goobatron

The purest of geeks in a technical form. Consistently pestering and spreading rumors. Finicky and gets hurt when things don't go their way.

That guy is a real goobatron.

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Ultra Schwey

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.

I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.

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Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.

"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"

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Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

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