Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

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two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

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gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

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dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

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baloobs

Breasts that appear strikingly similar to the baloons used to create baloon animals.

That young lady is endowed with wicked baloobs.
When I looked at that trick's profile, she had some baloobs all hanging out.

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Saved By The Bell

Classic late 80s, early 90s sitcom.

"Saved By The Bell" helped me through puberty.

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out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

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