Clover

When you slowly kiss your way down your girlfriend's chest, to her tummy and then remove her undergarments, then kiss down to her rubix, and then do your thing.

Me: I clovered earin last night...she alarm clocked three times. it wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be.

You: I thought it would be a horrible thing to do and i'd never do it.

Me: Dumbass....it's not bad at all. do it for your girl, she'll love it.

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Arizona

1) State in the USA
2) Mid-grade weed

1)Arizona is a wack state.
2)I just copped 3 grams of that Mid- Ari!!

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costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.

- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.

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desu

japanese for 'it is', often said at the end of sentences to seem cute or unwitting.

I went to the store and bought some milk, desu.

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gpwnd

Super pwned, Uber pwned. a wammy of a pwning.

Oh Kerry so just got GPWND

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Ducklips

A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others

That girl had ducklips, for real. Damn!

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bra

a device to encage one's titties

this bra is too small my titties are popping out

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