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Lobby Lizard

A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.

I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.

by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022