Chungus

A, and I cannot stress this enough, BIG tiddy, britches-defying, goth gf, the truest thiccy you ever did lay your eyes on.

Trace: Dude did you hear about the ruckus down at the honkytonk?

Kenny: No I didn't, what happened?

Trace: A positively scrumptious Chungus walked in, and all the boys couldn't handle it. How DID she get them got-damn britches on??