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Nasty Nellie

The most extreme, brutal sex act known to humankind. It starts with 8 men filling every hole in a woman's body with shit and piss, then 4 men quadruple-penetrate her as she pisses, shits, and has a period, while she jerks off a guy with each hand and blows two guys at once. When all the men have busted, the woman then vomits into each man's mouth. Finally, all bodily fluids are mixed together in a huge pot and made into a soup.

I tried a nasty Nellie yesterday. I even saved some of the soup. You should try it, it's great.

by Jeb Kerman September 9, 2017


Wiiiiiiiii

Masturbating by playing a wii game to a scene where an explosion, earthquake or similar event occurs, causing the wii remote to vibrate, and then using the remote as a vibrating dildo.

This Wii remote smells like a vagina! Someone's trying to wiiiiiiiii with it!

by Jeb Kerman July 27, 2017

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Line hunter

A Line Hunter is a boy, between the age of 16 and 18, (making him the age of consent in only some states), who is sexually attracted to women over the age of 33 to the point where he actively tries to get a date with them. The name comes from the fact that they are barely the age of consent at all (line), and the fact that they pursue cougars. (Hunter) Such people are often cast out by society as creeps, misfits, perverts, or weirdos. However, if they are in the right state, it’s perfectly legal. Besides, all us guys fantasized about older women when we were that age... right?

PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE!!!

I’m not a pervert, Dad! I’m just a line hunter!

by Jeb Kerman July 28, 2018


thunderscreech

Quite possibly the worst airplane ever made, the thunderscreech was an experimental aircraft from the 1950s. Some genius had the idea to take one of the most successful jet fighters of the day, the f-84 thunderjet, and put a propeller on the shaft of its engine. This was all well and good, but not only did it decrease the plane's top speed, but because the jet engine spun so fast, the tips of the propeller blades would go faster than the speed of sound. This meant that if you were standing in line with the edge of the propeller, you would be hearing around 200 sonic booms per second. The high-pitched scream the plane made gave it the sinister nickname "thunderscreech". It was, by all measurements, the loudest single-engined aircraft on Earth. It was so loud that if you were unlucky enough to have it fly past you, you could experience nausea, fainting, seizures, or even lose control of your bowels. All but 2 of the 7 flights ever made by the lone prototype ended in emergency landings, and the 25-ton aluminum turd now sits at an air museum, where it will forever serve as a warning to never put a prop on a jet fighter ever again.

We saw the thunderscreech at the air museum. Man, they told us it was ugly, but I never thought it would be THAT ugly!

by Jeb Kerman July 28, 2017


putterpat

PUTT-er-pat (v.) to pat someone on the back really fast, so whenever they talk they sound like a lawnmower.

Stop putterpatting, It's really annoying!

by Jeb Kerman January 5, 2017


STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING

What you say when your friend keeps licking the rotting corpse of a giant spider

“STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!”
-Gale of Waterdeep

by Jeb Kerman April 22, 2024