Turkle

A hand bag made out of the skin of a female with the age of 59 or older.

"Is that bag turkle?"
"No I think it's asian fetus..."
"It does seem to be lacking wrinkles..."

OR

"I keep my most prized possessions in the turkle"

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Herpaninticulitus

Herpes of the inner section of the anus

"I hope this Herpaninticulitus cream works, I'm supposed to get my salad tossed later..."

See valtrex