Water Polo

The craziest and best sport on earth. It's a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. Play centers around the 2M man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. Athletes are extremely well conditioned. Goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. Retard red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you're comfortable with your sexuality it shouldn't bother you.
P.S. We get the most pussy too

1: I can swim fast, so water polo should be easy
2: That's what you think

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