Cock Knocker

Used frequently as an insult, Cock Knocker refers to a person of either sex who grabs or pats a mans crotch. The act of Cock Knocking has two meanings: 1) A way for one male to congratulate another male similar to American football players patting each other on the rear. or 2) A sexual advance toward a male by a person of the either sex.

You are such a cock knocker.

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Baitcar

(n.) A vehicle which has been modified by law enforcement agencies to detain any person trying to steal (or jack) it. Usually fitted with an engine immobiliser or remote steering device, concealed cameras and door locks which can be locked by remote. A baitcar does not violate anti-entrapment law as the individual is not enticed into stealing the vehicle.

I got caught jacking a baitcar, got me sent down for a stretch

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NVA

(Acronym) No Vertical Application. Derogatory remark, usually referring to a woman, which infers that her only useful function is a horizontal one, i.e. only good for sex. The term NVA is applied to anyone who displays stupidity or otherwise suggests that they are useless.

That waitress hasn't got anything right today, she's so NVA.

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