3rd base

3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.

"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!"

"No way guy, you've got herpes."

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New Bruce

New Bruce is the newest of Bruces, the brewer of nooses. He comes from Foreignistanilandmark, where the Berlin Wall is behind the Iron Curtain, protecting the Taj Mahal from the IRA.

Used to refer to foreign-types when they come to Australia, in order to help them amalgamate with our culture.

New Bruce, want some tacos? They're the national food of your homeland, Turkistania!

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ITMS

Initialism for "if that makes sense".

I don't like having anyone but me in my profile picture, ITMS.

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