constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

LINO

Leader In Name Only. Someone who is there as a symbolic leader but who has no real power or authority. Someone else pulls the strings behind the scenes and the LINO answers to that someone.

Jeremy: Hey, guys! Be sure to drop off the younger kids in the group at home. They’re not supposed to be out past 10PM. Their parents get worried.

Katrina: Psh! Whatever, Germs.

Daryll: *rolls eyes* What a LINO. We all know you ain’t the boss of us.

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