back burnered

To put off something until later because something better has come along and stolen your interest

guy 1: hey what ever happened to jamie?

guy 2: o i back burnered her for heather.

Fartriloquism

the art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source

Person 1: *fart*

Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."

Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."

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