burger king

a place where you would go to order a whopper, a soggy flame-broiled hamburger made mostly of soy but still delicious because it is soggy, if you didn't dread the side of fried styrofoam they call french fries deep fried with onions. burger king french fries are not to be confused with the delicacy made of potatos and called by the same name.

because the french fries at the competitors are made with more potato flavor, you usually opt instead for a big classic, a pan fried square hamburger made of beef and flavored with extra beef sauce, at wendys, or a big mac, a pan fried stacked hamburger made of soy and served with a special sauce made of ketchup, mayonaise, and rat tails, at mcdonalds.

friend 1: you want to go to burger king for a whopper?

friend 2: no, let's go to wendy's or mcdonald's. burger king french fries suck worse than ever.

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