TacoTubesday

Taco Tubesday celebration 52 times a year. Take 2” diameter PVC tube. Place in oven (vajayjay). Roll the vegan tortilla wrap into taco. Slide vegan taco wrap into PVC tube all the way. Remove PVC. Open oven and eat.

Guy walking down the street sees a hot chick and says, hey baby, lets celebrate TacoTubesday?

Stuffing Room

This is when you go to a department store and hav sex in the fitting room with your girl.

Guy to Girl: "Hey babe, would you like to try on my penis in the Stuffing Room."
Girl to Guy: "Yes, but I am sure it's not going to fit!"