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every puss has its four o'clock

Islander slang. Describes how a tired and ragged look on someones face, that usually occurs around 4:00 pm.

Doctor: "how's the patient doing today?"
Aid: "Every puss has its 4 o'clock"

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slamsham

telecommunications jargon for when a phone co switches your service to their network accidentally on purpose.

"Hey man I just got slammed by xyz co. and they hit me with $100 bill!"

enable

to shit on someone with a large dose of self esteem.

modern, fits category of politically correct, or newspeak

Boss: I'm going to enable reps to take collections on cancelled accounts.

All: Yessum

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gruzini

Hebrew slang for a person from the Russian province of Georgia. Males from that region have a particuliar aversion to bathing, and therefore they stink.

"Whooaaa! did you get a whiff of that gruzini coming off his shift!"

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out to lunch

something your supervisor usually is.

Hey man, have you seen the sup lately?
No man I think he's out to lunch!
He's out to lunch period.

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dude shemesh

a dude from Beth Shemesh.
Ancient Israel Geography.

Yo Samson, you seen any Philistines around here?

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