Valley Rat

n.--someone who grew up in Valley Springs, and has the appearance and smell of a greaseball. They are raised to eat deer, drink beer, and love NASCAR. The Valley Rat species has dug a tunnel system that stretches a total of 300 miles. One Yankton kid was even seen getting sucked into their hole from the baseball field--this is the only recorded death caused by a Valley Rat.

If your friend doesn't wash his hair for 4 days, only talks about cars, and dresses in 80s rockband shirts; then he's probably a Valley Rat.

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