Outcommunicado

The inability of one to communicate their true self with others for fear of judgement, rejection and disgust.

People thought they knew Allen, but because of his nearly constant outcommunicado, they only saw a part of him, not his authentic essence.

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Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

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tacochin

Acne or similar type breakout on the chin from exposure to excessive "taco sauce" (vaginal juices).

---common in Lesbians or "hungryman" due to "extended stay" ---

Both those girls must be Lesbians because they each have tacochin.

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ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

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humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

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hungryman

1) a guy that spends a lot of time going down on a woman - ie- has an "extended stay"

2) Slang for - MAN that's not HUNG and is AN-GRY about it

3) A generally lousy "TV Dinner"

He is obviously a hungryman because he has tacochin from an extended stay.

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Ignorgasm

When someone is selfishly concerned with their own orgasm and ignores the other persons needs.

Evan always got a lot of girls to sleep with him, but not for long because he would always come too fast and ignorgasm them.

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