humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

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Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

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hungryman

1) a guy that spends a lot of time going down on a woman - ie- has an "extended stay"

2) Slang for - MAN that's not HUNG and is AN-GRY about it

3) A generally lousy "TV Dinner"

He is obviously a hungryman because he has tacochin from an extended stay.

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Ignorgasm

When someone is selfishly concerned with their own orgasm and ignores the other persons needs.

Evan always got a lot of girls to sleep with him, but not for long because he would always come too fast and ignorgasm them.

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REubble

Short for Real Estate (RE) Bubble.

When this REubble blows, there will be a lot of foreclosures where people will be Greenspanked.

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Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

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riprickulous

Synonym for ridiculous and/or ricockulous. 1: Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, silly. 2: Completely devoid of wisdom or good sense.

It's completely riprickulous that urban thumb is so common here, but not at all surprising.

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