Fountainted

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

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Outcognito

One who's true identity is concealed due to social pressure, fear of judgement and genuine confusion about who the hell they really are.

J.D.'s outcognito adversely affected all his relationships until he was ultimately left totally alone to deal with himself and all the damage he had done.

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Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.

Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.

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Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

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Pantificate

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

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scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

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nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

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