one nighter

Picking up a chick for sex and then dumping her right after you give her your "ghost"

See "humpty dumpty"

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FAGitaboutit

Thinking a dude is gay but just forgetting about it since he's cool anyway.

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Mushroom Cloud

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.

I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

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EjacuEARLY

1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.

1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.

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Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

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Deletionary

To delete unwanted words from urban dictionary due to their hurtful and mean spirited nature.

Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....

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Cuntinue

To keep coming back for the same pussy because it's so damn good.

She is so great in bed, he decided to cuntinue seeing her.

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