yaysayer

Opposite of a naysayer, i.e. someone who always reacts positively to everything.

When I told Sherry we had a flat tire she said she was happy because she wanted to finish her book before we got there.

Cripes, there's a yaysayer for you.

Kanye colors

Shorthand for Kanye West's retro-futuristic color palette - basically day-glo + Easter pastels. Wearing Kanye colors is a sign that you remember that ancient era known as the 1980s.

c.f.: The cover of Graduation (2007).

Guy 1 (pointing at Guy 2): "Kanye colors, Kanye colors!"

Guy 2: *sobs*, *draws the shades on his shades*

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maytag

In water sports: when you get sucked underwater and are spun around by the current so that you don't know which direction is up, as if you were caught in a washing machine spin cycle

Steve got maytagged on his first wave, poor guy

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