Narcissistic Power Wank

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.

Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"

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Power Bungalow

Someone who isn't quite a power house

At the gym:
Tom: hey Kev, check Chris
Kev: yeah... he's not a Power House yet is he?
Tom: Nah, more of a Power Bungalow