Angry Willis

A variation of the cockblock, an Angry Willis is an act of desperation usually invoked by someone who is witnessing a hookup. Rather than finding their own girl to hook up with, a male who uses the Angry Willis shouts "(insert girl's name here), I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!)", effectively cockblocking and stealing the girl in one swift motion.

The Angry Willis is a drastic measure and should only be used in the most desperate of situations.

(Ugly guy and girl hooking up)
Ugly guy: "Oh yeah baby, time to take it to the next step"
(Uglier guy, getting desperate)
Uglier guy: "STACEY I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Girl immediately jumps into arms of uglier guy)
Ugly guy: "Fuck... he just used an Angry Willis on me"

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