Ballroom Blitz

Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.

"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."

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Shelteral Intercourse

Having sexual intercourse with a stranger purely for the purposes of having a bed for the night.

I'd only have sex with her so I'm not sleeping on the streets. I'd only have Shelteral Intercourse with her.

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Henderson

A person who spends ages preaching about something but abandons the cause as soon as it becomes convenient for them to do so. Like being outwardly pro-LGBT for a decade then taking a massive pay cheque to work in Saudi Arabia.

“Is that an iPhone? I thought you were boycotting Apple because of their dreadful factory conditions?”

“I was, but the new iPhone has an extra camera, AND it comes in my favourite colour.”

“You are an absolute Henderson.”