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schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

15πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


behotchkinson's disease

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dunkie

The smallest possible size of poop able to be naturally excreted from the anus.

I have the dunkies again

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


shtoob

A single hair extending farther out from the body when compared to the surrounding hairs. Not typically on one's head.

Has that shtoob gotten longer Henry?

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


honky tonk

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

33πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


sheif

A word said by umpires on really crappy video games attempting to say "safe".

Sheeeeiiiiiif.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

14πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž