When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up
I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.
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When changing your baby boy and fecal matter has accumulated all over the penis.
I changed Joshua earlier, he had bad diarrhea and I exclaimed: "Damn you got a poopy dickson!"
A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.
I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.
A soup du jour comprised of a broth of diarrhea interspersed with fecal matter.
That stomach bug caused my ass to brew up a poup like you wouldn't believe!
The phenomenon of a sudden ravenous hunger that can only be satisfied by copious amounts of ham.
Dude, the tour of this hog farm is making me hamgry!
The violent expulsion of extremely thin, urine-like discharge from the anus, usually resulting from stomach virus or food poisoning.
I was so sick I spent all night shooting diarrpeeah out of my ass.
Pussy and Blow Job. When your wife/girlfriend gives you head then let's you stick it in her vag.
That was an amazing PBJ last night honey.