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itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy

A phrase used by an elderly grandfather to describe his hyperactive grandson's frequent movements.

Settle down boy, you're gettin all itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy!

by JefferiahtheMessiah April 16, 2022


Hamgry

The phenomenon of a sudden ravenous hunger that can only be satisfied by copious amounts of ham.

Dude, the tour of this hog farm is making me hamgry!

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 11, 2022


pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

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Poopy Dickson

When changing your baby boy and fecal matter has accumulated all over the penis.

I changed Joshua earlier, he had bad diarrhea and I exclaimed: "Damn you got a poopy dickson!"

by JefferiahtheMessiah February 9, 2021


Bjowski

Superfluous slang term for fellatio, or oral sex performed on a man

That hooker gave me an expert bjowski!

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014


Poup

A soup du jour comprised of a broth of diarrhea interspersed with fecal matter.

That stomach bug caused my ass to brew up a poup like you wouldn't believe!

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 11, 2022


papa squealskins

A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.

I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 5, 2019