Allan

Allan is a town in Saskatchewan, about 65km away from Saskatoon. The wild teenagers love to full send it and pretend they aren't dying inside. Half the town is irrelevant though, so who gives a shit? There's also a 99% chance their school will be shot up.

Person 1: Where you from? You're cute.
Person 2: Allan, Sask. You?
Person 1: Ew, nevermind