burbanchies

A pseudo urban legend on the streets of miami beach; hot canadian man who lived on miami beach circa 2000.
a.k.a. nurnanchies, slurmanchies, slardooga, buttstakliez and boobiqi
Can also be used as a verb to describe someone who takes on the attributes of burbanchies.

There goes burbanchies.

That guy is totally burbanchizing, look at him he looks just like burbanchies.

masturbatorium

A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as pornography, and other turn-ons.

Jeff whacked off in his masturbatorium full of pictures of obese women and Bill Gates.

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