Slube

Used in place of lube - slube is the naturally occuring lube our body produces straight from the saliva glands. An ample amount is place in the palm of the users hand an applied quickly and generously to get a groove on. ie sex and/or masturbation

Pat used so much slube he came quite easily without any rash or chaffing.

Derrick quickly realized he wasn't going to get any ass because this bitch was tight. He used his slube to get that in and triumphed on bis birthday.

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statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

Passive Peaceful

Antonym to ‘passive aggressive’ but still as childish and/or immature. Example: Your crush walks into the gym. You the passive peaceful mirror your workout according to his/hers ensuring you are in line of sight at least 75% of the time, but at no time do you say hi or initiate any communication because you know you’re a spineless wussy. Moreover, he/she is CLEARLY aware of your presence but refrains from any passive aggressive behavior instead rising above the weakness you fail miserably at.

(At gym)

Hot Gym Patron #1: That guy over there always follows my routine, constantly stares, and always finds some weird way of walking right in front me but acts like it’s always an accident.

Hot Gym Patron #2: So annoying! I cant stand when someone is passive peaceful .

Grow up.