Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

Poo’dle

Completing the quiz set of Wordle, Quordle, Lewdle and Heardle while taking a shit.

I didn’t think it was possible to complete a Poo’dle while the boss was thrashing one out to dwarf porn in the next cubicle

Poo’dle

Completing Wordle, Quordle, Lewdle and Heardle while taking a shit

I didn’t think I could manage a Poo’dle while the boss was in the next cubicle beating one out to dwarf porn