Larch a term synonymous with human feces. See liquid larch, drop a larch
"Man I really have to take a larch."
The impending apocalypse brought forth by robot kind to crush us puny humans.
Jim: Lets go to the store, that is a standard activity in 2021
Bob: OMFG ROBOCALYPSE!
Jim: Sweet jesus it has lasers!
Bob: I AM DEAD AND BEING LASER'D!
Jim: Ditto.
n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.
"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."
to defecate, take a dump, poop
"I really have to drop a larch after eating at that Chinese Buffet."
A Profe is a teacher at a predominately english-speaking school who instructs students in spanish. All Profe's are identical clones of each other, and in order to teach, use the same curriculum, videos, worksheets, and posters throughout the classroom. They all have excellent, but very dry senses of humor. No one is sure where the first Profe's originated, but the most wide-held theory is that they were the spawn of an english teacher and a janitor.
"Profe made us learn stories about el gatos today.'
slang term for the male reproductive organ called the penis. It comes from the nestle ice cream treat and is history ever since.
Brady Wells has a small itsakadoozie.