liquid larch

a phrase meaning diarrhea. See larch, drop a larch

"Man, after all this Mexican food, im gonna have a big liquid larch."

VJ

The term VJ (Vag. Job) refers to the female equivalent of a BJ (Blow Job).
Giving a VJ is also known as perfoming cunnilingus. VJ is often used in place of cunnilingus due to its concise nature.

Colleen: "Hey, since I gave you a BJ, I expect a VJ in return."
Jeff: "Hell no, thats not part of our arrangement."

CJ

Clit Job, referring to the act of cunnilingus or VJ, with a primary emphasis on the stimulation of the clitoris.
See also BJ and VJ

Colleen: "Wow Jeff, that CJ you just gave me really got me off!"