A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.
I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!
A sarcastic word used by Scout from TF2 to address someone as either an allie or a huge dumbass. The word is used in several of the scout's voicelines and is a taunting play on the word pal.