skater rat

The most offensive thing you can call someone who skateborads.

Security Guard: HEY! Skater rat! Your not allowed to skate here! Go away!
Josh: WTF! What did you just call me!
Security Guard: GET OUT!
Josh: GRAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

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skater mouse

Polite, unoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: This security guard called me a skater rat the other day!
Jelly: Your not a skater rat. Your a skater mouse!
Josh: Thanks...

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skater mouse

Unnoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: I was skating over at coolo yesterday and this security guard called me a skater rat >=@
Jelly: Awww poor Joshie, your not a skater rat! your a skater mouse! ^_^
Josh: uh yeah...

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Wang-Fu

Kung-Fu but with your wang

Prodominatley practised by nerdy folk with too much time on their hands.

Nerdman: Watch out! I'm a master in wang-fu!
Jelly: O_o um ok...