Chicken Girls

In opposition to popular belief, it is not a bunch of girls who run around pretending they r chickens so they can get their daddy’s attention. They are a bunch of “high school” students that pretend to be good at singing and dancing. No one is really sure why they r called the chicken girls. Maybe its like snapchat, where u can’t change ur old username u made in second grade. Hopefully thats it.

You: “Have u seen the new chicken girls episode?
Everyone else: “No thats fucking stupid.”

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Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

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Unfoolable

Definitely a word
When you are not able to be fooled

Claire: well tell me what it is if ur so smart
Emma: I’m not falling for ur tricks. U will never fool me. I’m unfoolable

Spanishe

A language for cultured people

I speak spanishe
Wow ur cultured