tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

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comedist

an entertainer whose act is designed to make an audience laugh, and is particularly skilled at it

Tim: “I love John Mulaney!”
J: “Yeah! He’s my favorite comedist.”

Party fry

The emotionally exhausted, mentally drained state that a performer might find themselves in after working one or more bookings in the event entertainment industry, especially events centered around children.

I totally can come over on Saturday night! Be prepared though, I have two events that morning, so I’ll probably have a bad case of party fry.

willy nilly style

a sexual position characterized by a chaotic movement of limbs

“My favorite position is Willy Nilly Style.”

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Tram rot

The specific type of brain decay associated with significant or involved understanding of the Universal Hollywood Studio Tour.

“I don’t want to go on the studio tour again, dude. I still have tram rot from yesterday.”

pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.