winter coat

A word used to describe a gradual increase in body weight, generally caused by the intake of excess calories, little exercise, or may be caused by a medical condition. A winter coat is maintained during months of the year where one is less likely to reveal their acquired blubber... hence giving it the name "winter coat."

Lindsey: (While using two hands to grasp her abdomen) "Feel this."

Jennifer: "Well, what's that?"

Lindsey: "That's my winter coat."

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